*Hands Jack a box of Kleenex.* It's okay Jack. Some people are just like that for some reason. :P
You are so much nice than that other person. (nod)
You really don't know me at all. Do you? lol
Of course I do. You're the nice one.
You're going to ruin my dastardly reputation! lol
You have a dastardly reputation? I'm jealous.
You didn't know?
Oh my! You have not been paying attention. lol