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God said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.<br /><br /><u><strong>Monica Piper on Dating</strong></u><br /> A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. A woman already knows.<br /><br /><u><strong>Mike Binder on Dating</strong></u><br /> I date this girl for two years....and then the nagging begins...."I want to know your name!"<br /><br /><u><b>Carrie Snow on Male Gynecologists</b> </u><br /> Having a male gynecologist is like going to an auto mechanic who doesn't own a car.<br /><br /><u><strong>Drew Carey on Sex</strong></u><br /> I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.<br /><br /><u><strong>Dave Barry on Life</strong></u><br /> Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.<br /><br /><u><b>Fran Lebowitz on Growing up</b></u><br /> Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.<br /><br /><u><b>Whitney Brown on Vegetarianism</b></u><br /> I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.<br /><br /><u><b>Lily Tomlin on God</b></u><br /> Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?<br /><br /><u><b>Lily Tomlin on Success</b></u><br /> I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.<br /><br /><b><u>Will Rogers on Government</u></b><br /> There is no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.<br /><br /><b><u>John Barrymore on Women</u></b><br /> The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.<br /><br /><b><u>Zsa Zsa Gabor on Housekeeping</u></b><br /> I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.<br /><br /><u><b>Frank Zappa on Rock Journalism</b></u><br /> Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.<br /><br /><u><b>Clint Eastwood on Gun Control</b></u><br /> I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.<br /><br /><u><b>Albert Einstein on War</b></u><br /> I don't know how the third world war will be fought, but I do know that the fourth one will be fought with sticks and stones.<br /><br /><u><b>Redd Foxx on Health Nuts</b></u><br /> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.<br /><br /><b><u>Rodney Dangerfield on Sex</u></b><br /> If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.<br /><br /><u><b>E. E. Cummings on Finances</b></u><br /> I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.<br /><br /><u><b>Mae West on Evil</b> </u><br /> When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.<br /><br /><b><u>Charles Manson on Parole</u></b><br /> I don't want parole, I'm too busy working on my website.<br /><br /><b><u>Nora Ephron on Pregnancy</u></b><br /> If pregnancy were a book, they would cut out the last two chapters.<br /><br /><b><u>Tim Leary on Women</u></b><br /> Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.<br /><br /><u><b>Schweitzer on Healing</b></u><br /> We physicians do nothing, we only help and encourage the physician within.<br /><br /><u><b>Ghandi On the Power of Touch</b></u><br /> May the work of your hands be a sign of gratitude and reverence to the human condition.<br /><br /><u><strong>S. G. Tallentyre on Freedom of Speech</strong></u><br /> "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."<br /> (This quote is commonly attributed to Voltaire, but it is not found in his writing.)<br /><br /><u><b>Democritus 460-360 B.C.</b></u><br /> “Man is a universe in small.”<br /> “For all men the good and the true are the same, but what is pleasant varies.”</div> </div></div> </div> </body>